Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.