Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.