- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.