- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

i use dental dams

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.