SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Pee in the shower.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.