When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Pee in the shower.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.