Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.