If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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i use dental dams

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.