give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.