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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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incognito mode on google chrome
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Pee in the shower.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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i use dental dams
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.