think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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incognito mode on google chrome

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.