If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.