Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.