when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I pee in the shower.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.