Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Breathe.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.