Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Breathe.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.