Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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conundrum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.