I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I know how to type a ¿

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.