when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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sit in the shower

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.