i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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sit in the shower

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.