wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.