When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Pee in the shower.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.