I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.