Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.