If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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jack off

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.