think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.