go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.