repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I have seen a UFO

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.