Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.