refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.