I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.