Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.