I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I have seen a UFO

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.