When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I want to suck on your penis

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.