When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Your mom

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.