Made after doomsday plans

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.