When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

masturbate quietly in my room.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.