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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.