Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Take baths

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.