When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I eat ass

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.