eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.