- Things You Think Only You Do

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Look at my poop before flushing

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

This song will not come out of my head!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.