flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.