No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Take baths

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.