When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.