wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.