I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.