Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I eat ass

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.