I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.