sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.