smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.