Brake for tail-gaters

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.