Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.