I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.