Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.