Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pee in the shower

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.