Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.