I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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get really confused

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.