Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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i see almost everything as a sign

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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speak proper english

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.