Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.