When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.