When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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being super bored at shool

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I can't trill my R's

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.