When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I refuse to forward chain letters

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.