When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.