- Things You Think Only You Do

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I can't trill my R's

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Play Minecraft

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.