While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.