Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.