Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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misread dig bick

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Take baths

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.