turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.