When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.