Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I have seen a UFO

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.