wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.