fall asleep in the shower.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.