Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Set Fire to the Rain

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.