wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.