I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

i see almost everything as a sign

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -125

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

thumb_up thumb_down -104

I aphabeticalize my shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.