Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.