chew on the side of my teeth

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.