I have seen a UFO

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Giving my dog a massage.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.