See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.