I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.