I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.