Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.