I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder who wrote these things

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I eat ass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.