Your mom

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.