I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.