When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Pee in the shower.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.