When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

jack off

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.