I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hate Justin Bieber

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.