Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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KICK THE CAN

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.