I always think I have special powers

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Pee in the shower.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.