i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.