If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.