Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Pee in the shower

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.