laziness .... its all in the mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I eat ass

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Play Minecraft

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.