when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Poop naked.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.