When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Talk to my cat.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.