Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Eat ice by itself

being super bored at shool

I can't trill my R's

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Play Minecraft

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.