When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.