Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.