Pee in the shower

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.