imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.