check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.