Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I refuse to forward chain letters

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

sneeze without closing my eyes

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have never watched Star Wars.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.