when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.