I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.