When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.