Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.