Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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KICK THE CAN

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.