When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.