I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.