Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.