think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.