forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.