sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.