Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.