When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.