Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.