i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.