I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.