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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.