Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Talk to my cat.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I eat ass

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.