Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Vote for the other guy

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.