Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.