While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Play Minecraft

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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My parents are annoying.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.