Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.