when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Only use the left earphone.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.