When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.