smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.