I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.