I **** with no hands.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pee in the shower

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.