Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I have never watched Star Wars.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Courtesy flush.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.