skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.