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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I have a phobia of incest

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Having gay sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.