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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I have a phobia of incest

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Having gay sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.