Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.