Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.