Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.