Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.