when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.