- Things You Think Only You Do

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Set Fire to the Rain

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.