- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Set Fire to the Rain

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.