Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.