When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.