Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.