When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Eat ice by itself

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.