Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.