- Things You Think Only You Do

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Thinking your life is a movie...

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.