watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.