when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.