Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.