- Things You Think Only You Do

It's hot but I still have on covers

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Only use the left earphone.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

try to give your friends spirit animals

speak proper english

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.