Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.