Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Poo really loud

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Vote for the other guy

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.