- Things You Think Only You Do

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

look at bins as i walk past them

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Believing in the kindness of strangers

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Boinked my neighbor

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.