When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.