I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Picking my nose.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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speak proper english

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.