I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.