Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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look at bins as i walk past them

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.