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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Play as both sides on fifa
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.