- Things You Think Only You Do

I push the door open with my stomach

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes I toot.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I think about other women when having sex

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.