pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.