Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I chew my ice cream.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.