I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.