pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.