Pretend i'm a sim.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I cant ride a bike

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I can't trill my R's

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.