- Things You Think Only You Do

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

sing like a pro in da shower

call someone by a siblings name.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.